Ear

By Erisu-san

Sacha awoke from a sweat, he was drenched and breathing heavily. He pannicked and clambered from he bed, sprinting towards the nearest mirror. Gasping and hoping they would still be there. He felt it down inside, the pain and acidic taste in his mouth as he approached the mirror. He took a look in it. And they were gone. He collapsed to the floor, crying and screaming grasping the side of his head. He awoke his partner Felix who came in and asked what was wrong. Once sacha removed his hands Felix screamed and through up before running downstairs. What had happened you may be asking? They were gone. His ears were gone. He knew exactly where they had gone though. His ears were so large they had developed their own brain and conscience and had broken free from his body in the night, one might say his ears were alive. He felt a great anger within as he opened the cupboard and pulled out the staple gun. He opened up the cartridge and pulled out a row of staples from the box and placed them inside before clasping it shut again. He began frantically searching the house for his beloved ears, armed with his staple gun to prevent escape from him. He cleared the downstairs, no sign of them there. He could feel his heart rate increasing as he began to panic, running upstairs into felix's arms screaming some smoothie of swear words in a variety of languages and something about Hitler and the Jews as usual. Suddenly he remembered something. His ears had always been drawn to one particular thing. The laundry cupboard. For some unknown reason they would always point towards it as if they wished to go there. He stood up and quietly approached it, staple gun still in hand. He flew open the lid and smiled sidistically as he discoved them. "Hand... oh wait you dont have hands" he said with a smile on his face. The ears attempted to escape, diving further into the collection of animal costumes inside the laundry but they couldnt escape. Sacha shot out his hand and grabbed Lefty by the lobe, forcing him against his face before taking a staple and reattaching him. Righty wiggled further down but sacha was having none of it. He tipped out the laundry and watched as righty fell onto the floor. He wiggled along until he fell off the banister down the stairs and onto the floor below. Sacha approached down the stairs as righty sat there parylised. Sacha laughed sydistically as he exclaimed that nobody could save him now. Suddenly Sacha paused as his face froze and began to collapse. Righty was gone. And thats not in the way of escaped thats as in he will be back. But in a very different form. For Sacha and Felix's cat - Pedro had eaten Sachas beloved ear. Sacha collapsed to the floor and began to scream and the stupid animal but Pedro didnt understand, he just thought it was aufully tasty. And that is the story of Sachas Ears, The End.